Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Star Jones out for a walk




Celeb lawyer and gossip-monger "Star Jones" was spotted taking herself for a walk on Tuesday. The stylista, former mouthpiece on fiesty chatfest "The View" and later beard to Al Reynolds, was seen out and about near her Beverly Hills home. The star was spotted wearing the latest in Swarovski beaded coll- necklaces and had her nails painted in the trendy new color, black.


Back to you, Star!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Fucking Losers

Okay, so...it's come to my attention that I don't "post enough." I mean, I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. Who even reads this blog? Who has the time?? With everything going on in the world today, with Obama's historic election, the greatest economic recession in over a score, Jodi Sweetin's split from husband Cory Herpin and Heidi and Spencer's fake wedding, you'd think people have enough to worry about without complaining about a lack of posts from your fine bloggers.

Speaking of Heidi and Spencer, I mean...their marraige, not that I even read about it, is not even legal. Its like non-news. Its about as real as the TomKat union. NON-EXISTENT! I mean, Taylor Hansen has fourth baby? BIG DEAL- I'm sure its four in a long line of many. He's not the first Hansen brother to procreate. Emphasis on "not" and "first." If something good in the celebrity world would happen, maybe I would write about it.

Now, if one of our fine legions of fans would do something "newsworthy," then, I might also even write about that.

So, until that time...I'll be waiting.