After years of anticipation, Ashlee Simpson has FINALLY given birth.....
Jumping on the bandwagon of her celebrity peers, Ashlee gives her son the bizarre name of 'Bronx Mowgli Wentz'.
Mowgli is the main character of 'The Jungle Book', a favorite book of the young couple. 'Tha Bronx' is where the happy couple consummated their love. Well, at least that is my theory on the matter.
If I were to follow suit on their naming scheme, my child would be named......
BECKY MIAMI
After my favorite fictional character, Becky, from the Shopaholic book series. And Miami, the lovely city where magic happens. Sounds like a porn star child to me.
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