Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Ashley Dupre is a slut... I mean, a 'Normal Girl'.

Last February, Ashley Dupre rose to stardom by sleeping with 'Client 9', AKA Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York. What a smart girl. If you are going to have sex for money, you may as well sleep with a high profile individual, and get your 15 minutes of fame out of the deal.

Today Ashley is claiming she is a 'normal girl', currently living with her homemaker mother and stepfather. She claims to have 'lots of depth, lots of layers'.

It really sounds like it, Girlfriend. All 'Normal Girls' I know tramp around with Governors' of their respective states. And of course get paid for it. And obviously the media just happens to 'catch' the lovely couple in the act.

The way I see it, Spitzer's life is now over. He lost his job, and I am sure he will lose his poor wife. Ashley's, however, is not. I am sure her 15 minutes of fame is by no means over. I am sure she will go on 'to do music, to do fasion, to write books - there's just so many things'. If I ever buy something from the 'Ashley Slut-pre' fashion line, just kill me now.

I look forward to seeing her 'succeed' with her endeavors. In the end, I am sure we will just see what high profile politician she seduces next.

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