Monday, November 17, 2008

Heather Lockler + Guy Richie = Love Foreva Eva.


So I guess the big question today on everyone's mind is:  Will you watch the 5th season of The Hills?  Yes people there WILL be a 5th season. 

Great.  Just peachy.  . Now I am a HUGE fan of celebrity television. That is really the only thing I watch other than old episodes of 90210 and Gossip Girl.  And I even loved The Hills for the first 3 seasons.  But PLEASE people.  How many episodes can we watch of Spencer and Heidi fighting, Lauren and Heidi fighting, Audrina and Lauren fighting, blah blah.  *Yawn*. BOOORING.  



Although, I am pretty psyched about my girl Whitney having her own show though.  She is so cute and interesting and friendly, and at least she has half a brain on her.   I will be looking VERY forward to seeing her on The City. Rock on Whit!






Heather, heather, heather...  Today you were 'formally charged' with a DUI.  WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?  Your poor daughter.  Guy Richie, your poor ex-hubby.  Oh wait, I mean Ritchie Sambora, your poor estranged hubby. Gosh, why does everyone in Hollywood have the same names!

Anyway, Heather, my suggestions to you are as follows:

1.  Stab Denise in the back by seducing her *weird* father.

2.  Go after Guy Richie.  And bond with David Banda.  That would really piss off Madge.

3.  Lock up that cute daughter of yours - once she turns 13, your life is really going down the tubes.


In regards to *Arissa's* post.  Debbie Maternalodsfdksjfkdjfdlskfjdslkjfsdfdslkfds.  Suggestion for you - get rid of that name!  You are free baby, you are free of that horrid name!

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