Dear Baby Simpson-Wentz,
You are obviously is too embarassed to come out in the world as the child of two eye-liner wearing, clothes designing, faux-punk-rock emo mom/dads. Your parents stole your idea for an Alice in Wonderland themed baby-shower for their wedding. Your dad wears all your sixe 6T clothes already, and really, they fit. I get it. If I were you, I wouldn't want to come out either.
I know your mom and dad are thinking of inducing labor, and that your mom is "jumping around" and doing "everything" including "foot massages" to get you to come out, but I'm with you, baby!
Anyway, I know you'll have to face facts sooner or later, and I wish you the best in this world. Look at it this way: at least you have your auntie Jess and Grandpa Joe to keep your normal! oh....
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LOL
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